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George Orwell: World shitter than 1984

The ghost of George Orwell has appeared at publishing company Random House to ask that they withdraw his highly acclaimed novel ‘1984’. Mr Orwell's ghost said in a statement: “My original vision of the...

Cottaging community in turmoil as man uses public toilet as a toilet

Today the cottaging world has been thrown into turmoil amid reports that a man has used a public convenience, popular among the cottaging community, as a toilet. A horrified witness said: “I saw this...

Peter Rabbit defies magistrate’s order to put trousers on

In the ongoing controversy surrounding Peter Rabbit today further allegations are emerging relating to his behaviour.  One Lake District resident described how, as she walked past the garden of Mr John McGregor, she found...

Don’t call me “Man of the forest” pleads Orangutan

An orangutan being studied by primatologist Professor Sandra Trent from the Steven's Institute has begun communicating complex messages using a new system of sign language pioneered by Professor Trent. The ape known as ‘Bobo’...

Pope does pope stuff

Pope Francis is out and about doing pope stuff, it can be revealed. On a recent flight from Chili the pope did some pope stuff by marrying a pair of flight attendants right there...

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