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Theresa May launches military coup against herself

In the complete absence of a credible exit strategy, the Prime Minister Theresa May has launched a military coup against herself today. The Chief of the Defence Staff, Air Chief Marshal Sir Stuart Peach...

Waterloo station in security lock-down after commuter smiles

There has been a security alert in London's Waterloo station after a commuter was spotted smiling by a member of the public. The alarm was raised at 08.35 after a man was seen entering...

Peter Rabbit defies magistrate’s order to put trousers on

In the ongoing controversy surrounding Peter Rabbit today further allegations are emerging relating to his behaviour.  One Lake District resident described how, as she walked past the garden of Mr John McGregor, she found...

Spy known as ‘007’ ordered to stop telling everyone his name

Alex Younger, Chief of the Secret intelligence Services (SIS), otherwise known as MI6, has issued a statement to say that they have identified the source of a massive security leak within the services. Mr....

Pope does pope stuff

Pope Francis is out and about doing pope stuff, it can be revealed. On a recent flight from Chili the pope did some pope stuff by marrying a pair of flight attendants right there...

Hawaiian residents dash for shelters after fake presidential visit alert

Panic stricken Hawaiian residents fled for their nuclear shelters today amid rumours that there was an unannounced visit from President Donald Trump in progress. The residents of Hawaii had secretly  agreed that should the...

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