Politics

The Brexit debate has evaporated overnight after the Remain campaign were informed that Brexit also means the reinstatement of duty free between the UK and the rest of Europe. Buoyed by the promise of...

In the complete absence of a credible exit strategy, the Prime Minister Theresa May has launched a military coup against herself today. The Chief of the Defence Staff, Air Chief Marshal Sir Stuart Peach...

Under a new flagship education policy entitled "Degrees 4 All" the government is set to give an undergraduate degree to every person over the age of 18 thereby "eliminating ignorance and making Britain a...

The Secretary of State for Exiting the European Union David Davis has expressed regret that the Institute of the Bleeding Obvious was commissioned to compile and publish the regional Brexit impact report. In a...

President Donald Trump on Wednesday issued the following statement in relation to alleged failed election promises, in particular the promise to "drain the Washington swamp". In the statement he said: "Remember my election campaign, that...

Boris Johnson's attic contains a portrait of him that is growing ever more competent and magnanimous looking, according to his cleaner Sarah Penrose. Ms. Penrose described the moment when she discovered the painting over...

An open letter from the people of Earth published today has said simply: "We miss you George W. Bush."  Earth person Gemma Hathaway from Bradford said, "We thought having George W. Bush as president...

Professor Ewan McBride from the Stevens Institute of Advanced Nuclear Medicine has published a paper in which he claims that the U.S. President is 83% cheesy Wotsit, 12% candy floss all suspended on a 4%...