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Elon Musk’s ‘Electric Brexit Monorail Rocket Hyperloop Tunnel Train’ Launched
Mars Curiosity Rover: Can I come home now please?
Elon Musk: Flying in space is piss easy
Space genius Elon Musk here. People frequently ask me "Elon, you do Space X, Tesla, Solar City, Hyperloop and other ground breaking visionary projects. Just how do you do it?" And I usually tell...
Couple rename daughter to prevent Amazon Alexa confusion
A couple have decided to rename their daughter to prevent confusing their newly installed Amazon Echo device. John and Carol Dick of Bromley, Kent described the ensuing chaos every time they asked Amazon's virtual...
Teenager shocked to discover Adam Ant not a real highwayman
Waterloo station in security lock-down after commuter smiles
Cats trapped in endless grooming nightmare
Colleague confuses flu jab with invincibility serum
Hawaiian residents dash for shelters after fake presidential visit alert
Teenage boys prepare for summer holiday w*nkathon
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