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Elon Musk’s ‘Electric Brexit Monorail Rocket Hyperloop Tunnel Train’ Launched
Mars Curiosity Rover: Can I come home now please?
Elon Musk: Flying in space is piss easy
Space genius Elon Musk here. People frequently ask me "Elon, you do Space X, Tesla, Solar City, Hyperloop and other ground breaking visionary projects. Just how do you do it?" And I usually tell...
Couple rename daughter to prevent Amazon Alexa confusion
A couple have decided to rename their daughter to prevent confusing their newly installed Amazon Echo device. John and Carol Dick of Bromley, Kent described the ensuing chaos every time they asked Amazon's virtual...
Tom Watson reveals “Corbyn Out” hunger strike as protest enters 11th month
May promises to make migration trains run on time
Davis regrets commissioning Brexit impact reports from Institute of the Bleeding Obvious
Boris Johnson has portrait in attic that grows ever more competent looking
Trump confirms swamp is drained and being refilled with his piss
Waitrose bags for life mostly filled with Lidl shopping
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